I had this dream about God talking to George Bush:
GOD:
George it has come to my attention that you have been taking the name of the Lord thy God in vain and claiming that I told you to commit terrible acts. So I feel it incumbent upon me to remind you of some of my commandments:
You shall not make for yourself an idol, whether in the form of anything that is in heaven above, or that is on the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. You shall not bow down to them or worship them; for I the Lord your God am a jealous God, punishing children for the iniquity of parents, to the third and fourth generation of those who reject me, but showing steadfast love to the thousandth generation of those who love me and keep my commandments. That includes power, weapons and chainsaws, cocaine and alcohol George. Remember I punish your children George.
You shall not murder. That means anyone George, including 1.5 milion Iraqis it does not just mean Americans nor does it mean one at a time.
Neither shall you steal. That means other peoples things George like their oilfields. Incidentally I find it quite upsetting that you don’t let more Mexicans in after all the US stole its land from Indians and Mexico. Bit ungracious George.
Neither shall you bear false witness against your neighbor. Stop lying about Iran George.
Neither shall you covet your neighbor’s wife. Neither shall you desire your neighbor’s house, or field, or male or female slave, or ox, or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor. That means oil fields and all other commodities belonging to other people George.
DON’T CALL ME I’LL CALL YOU.
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