NEOCON EVOLUTION

OUR ALLIES IN THE WAR AGAINST TERROR

http://edition.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/meast/11/19/saudi.rape.victim/index.htmWol#cnnSTCVideo

Woman punished for being raped.

How do we define terror. Where is Bollinger now he is needed? Interviewing the King of Saudi Arabia and calling him a tyrant?

CNN

Woman sentenced to 200 lashes and six months in jail under Islamic law
Judge more than doubled 19-year-old’s sentence for speaking to the media
Woman’s lawyer loses law license for speaking to Saudi-controlled media
Human rights group: Lawyer faces three-year suspension and disbarment

THE REAL GUILIANI

http://therealrudy.org/blog/15917-the-real-rudy-radios?utm_source=rgemail

SATURDAY NIGHT SPECIAL

SATURDAY NIGHT SPECIAL

HUGE TELEVISION SCREEN. IN FRONT OF THIS SCREEN IS A NEWSDESK. AT THE NEWSDESK IS A T.V. NEWS PERSONALITY. AMERICAN DARK-RIMMED GLASSES. BOW-TIE. VERY EARNEST.
TO ONE SIDE ARE THE OTHER MEMBERS OF THE REVIEW AS A PANEL. SITTING VERY STILL LIKE DEAD. IT IS A T.V. SPECIAL. SPOTLIGHT ON NEWSMAN.

NEWSCASTER Good evening and welcome to Saturday Night Special brought to you by courtesy of Smith and Western for the American gun lobby. As you know this is the only programme devoted to an indepth live coverage of one of America’s dearest institutions (pause) – assasination.
This year has been very exciting here at Channel 007. The up-to-date score is one Latin American Revolutionary 2 Italian Diplomats, 1 West-German Businessman, 2 Pop Stars, a famous Religious Leader and disappointingly a failed Kennedy assasination. Tonight we have been particularly lucky because we have news of a Presidential shooting from Washington. Before we go over to the scene of the shooting I want you to have your score sheets ready.

Screen flickers.

NEWSCASTER

Are you there?
(HOLDS HEARING AID).

There appears to be some Satellite interference. Well before we show you the latest action replay I’ll give you an update of the state of the two parties. Successful – Democrats 4, Republicans 6. Seriously wounded – Democrats 2, Republicans 3 (laughs). Well it
looks like the Democrats have all the best shots. We have in the studio Richard Brock, our resident assasination expert who specialises in Presidential assasinations. Tell us Richard why do you think the Democrats are trailing the Republicans so badly?

RICHARD
(pompous haltingly like Winchester in Mash)

Well, of course I can’t be dead certain but it seems to be the case that the Republicans either have more loathsome candidates or they make bigger targets.

Satellite picture reforms. We see a man getting out of a limosine surrounded by bodyguards. Then a man comes forward and starts shootinc. The bodyguards run for cover and the President gets shot once in the head and 3 times in the chest (Bonnie and Clyde type clutching).
NEWSCASTER Wow, did you see that, we’ll replay it slowly for you.
(ACTION REPLAY).

We’ll be showing you the Reagan and Kennedy and Lennon assasinations for comparison a little later. I think you can see the first bullet entering his temple now.

(Film stops. Screen marked with circle where blood shows like on Goal of the Month).

NEWSCASTER

If you compare it with the killing we showed you last
week at the Guggenheim these things are becoming a real
art form.

Another slow motion film comes up. This
time a man shoots on his knee from further away.

NEWSCASTER

Wonderful, wonderful, finesse. Of course it is not just the actual style of shooting or killing we ask you to look for, but also the overall context.

On screen the President’s wife comes up close. She is crying. Camera zooms into her eyes.

INTERVIEW ON SCREEN

How are you feeling at this moment Mrs President? Can you give us some comment about your husband’s death, the people have a right to know.

She breaks down and sobs.

NEWSCASTER

Thank you, thank you, that was great.

BROCK

Continues musingly – Noone is listening to him any
longer.

If the Democrats got fatter candidates or advocated massive cuts in welfare spending or cut some hit recordsthey might do just as well.
Becomes inanimate.
FEMALE PANELIST:
(Joyce Grenfell type)
I don’t think the killings are political at all, they are all to do with the climate.
I think you are missing the point. After all we are not just here to go over Presidential assasinations. Before we end the programme could we see that rather splendid car bomb from outside the U.N.?

Brief but spectacular film of Latin American guy, big moustache, big face on screen, running round some guards to throw bomb. Great explosion.

NEWSCASTER

Remember you at home have to judge the best three terrorist acts this season. Just mark the three you have chosen in the correct order. The first number 1, the second number 2, and the third number 3. The first correct entry will receive a telescopic rifle, a Saturday Night Special 38 hand gun and a year’s free supply of ammunition. Tune in next week when we are bringing you an exciting Killerthon – our new special about serial killers.

PEOPLES FORGET

GEORGE AND DICK
Thursday, October 18th, 2007
GEORGE
How are we going to pull it off Dick? We got Hersh telling everyone I am
inedicable and that our spy devices in Iran tell us we know they are nowhere near getting a nooklar weapon.

DICK

We gotta keep it on the boil. The price of oil has skyrocketed and if we keep
it up it will go to $100 and we make a killing. We can back off after we sell.

GEORGE

What about the genocide thing? We made a lot of mileage about Ahmadinenejad’s Jewish holocaust denial.
Norman is helping us with that. We got a lot of support to bomb holocaust deniers.  Guiliani is useful but a bit too extreme for my liking.
But if we admit to the Armenian massacre they could get us on Iraq.

DICK

Never mind we are getting the immunity legislation through.
Just keep selling the mad Mahmoud thing.  They usually swallow it.
Oh yeh and the morning prayers.
The louder you shout the more the suckers believe.  That guy Goebbels sure knew a thing two.
They forget you deny the Armenian genocide anyway gives a dam about a few Armenians when the share price is at stake?
And the gypsies don’t give us campaign funds anyway.

GEORGE
I guess you’re right. Peoples forget.

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